Posted by evergreen park doug e. on August 02, 2012 at 01:07:47:
If I were to write my own bio, I would likely do so in the third person so as to give the illusion that I have “people” to handle such duties
for me. Nobody needs to know that by “people,” I mean me, on my couch, in my Snuggie watching “House Hunters” on HGTV with my laptop. It might
appear, in part, as something like this: