Posted by Bud on October 07, 2009 at 22:00:37:
From Elliott Harris' Quick Hits column today:
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DISORDER IN THE COURT: Hendry on trial on WMVP
These are definitely trying times.
One needn't look further than the Cubs to realize that.
And if you were unaware, consider yourself no longer in that category.
Cubs general manager Jim Hendry is going to court -- OK, more like the court of public opinion -- Thursday.
''The Trial of Jim Hendry'' will be held Thursday on WMVP-AM (1000) on the station's ''Afternoon Saloon'' featuring Carmen DeFalco, John Jurkovic and Harry Teinowitz (listed alphabetically, not necessarily in order of number of actual courtroom appearances).
The honorable Judge Jurko will preside with Teinowitz the prosecuting attorney and DeFalco the defense counterpart. Expert witnesses will be called to the stand.
Court will be in session from 4:25-6 p.m.
Yours truly will be in the studio to serve as foreman/bailiff. Not exactly sure what the duties are, but the fewer the better.
Order in the court?
Uh, hamburger, fries and a soft drink would be great.