Posted by vince on December 13, 2009 at 07:26:03:
Do they still sell Loop shirts?
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Monday, December 07, 2009
Most Expensive First Date Hott: Rebecca The Loop Girl
From way back in the beginning of the year, just days after the 2008 Douchie Awards were over in late December, The Loop de Poop made her way into our hearts.
And by hearts I mean wallets.
As she endures licks from skanky musicbags like this tool right here, it became clear that to win a date with the Loop de Poop, we would need to order double appetizers and dessert.
And a Ferrari.
Later, we tracked her down with Ambiguous Steve Vai Music Guy, further confirming the need for massive bankroll.
As a result, we give The Loop Girl our 2009 Douchie for "Most Expensive First Date Hott," beating out Klaus's Euro Farrah Fawcett, Minnie Von Shtup, and yes, even Francine, who I still think might go for the burger n' fries special that the DB1 offers all his special ladies. By the third date. If I've done well at the Track.